|You, before you were de-eared|
Dear Bunny Cake,
I'm sorry, but today we must part ways.
We've shared some good times, you and I. You were sweet and always there to lend an ear . . . or two. But our relationship has grown unhealthy. We've spent a little too much time together, and you are now half the bunny you used to be.
So long, friend! I'll miss you.